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me: you ready to watch the fucking hang over?
monica: yeah i'm fucking ready
me: 'cause i'm actaully gonna watch it!
monica: yeah i fucking wanna see it
me: you ready to fucking laugh?
monica: i'm ready to pee my pants!
me: you ready for some fucking action? -winkwink
monica: IN YOUR BED.
-awkward silence;
-busts up laughing
monica: I MEANT PEE MY PANTS IN YOUR BED, NOT GET ACTION FROM YOU IN BED.