1. me: you ready to watch the fucking hang over?

    monica: yeah i'm fucking ready

    me: 'cause i'm actaully gonna watch it!

    monica: yeah i fucking wanna see it

    me: you ready to fucking laugh?

    monica: i'm ready to pee my pants!

    me: you ready for some fucking action? -winkwink

    monica: IN YOUR BED.

    -awkward silence;

    -busts up laughing

    monica: I MEANT PEE MY PANTS IN YOUR BED, NOT GET ACTION FROM YOU IN BED.

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